You too, can get one of these cars just like I did. Just save up 162,713 UPC labels off the back of Kellogg Rice Krispie boxes and it will be yours!

If you don't come to my Street Survival Schools, I will become your worst nightmare!

And if I ever catch Paul McBride wearing another Hawaiin shirt to a National Road Race.............

There was this Rabbi, Southern Baptist Minister, a Priest, and a blonde...................

I am sorry not to have been there - I actually remember a couple of the faces. All the best to you. Please keep me on the list.

Tom Zoss
Bloomington, Indiana

Every one of these guys looks at least modestly scary.

Obviously, this was taken before he started drinking!

Yes, the girls can win,too! Sometimes all you have to do is show up!

Atta boy, Dave. And you haven't even raced it yet!

Did he have to roll the top back to fit it in?

Hey, Bill. Just put that in the trunk!

Minus five points for acting like you know what you're doing!

Now this is what I call a "Kit Car!"

I stopped one like this just the other day doing a hundred and forty!

You take it for a spin? That's funny. I'm taking it and not coming back!

Hey, Jeff. Look what's creeping up your backside!

I am not only fast, but I cost a fortune besides!

I just want to get out of here and get on a track somewhere--anywhere!

Yeah, that's right. This is a ladies car and it/she is fast!

And I get 3000 miles to the gallon, besides!